Flisshavget is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous mouse.

Flisshavget created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisshavget, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisshavget, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flisshavget's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flisshavget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit in the presence of geese.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.