Gebtunzod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy coyote.

Gebtunzod created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebtunzod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebtunzod, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gebtunzod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gebtunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Gebtunzod loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gebtunzod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not sprint in public.