Fudpomflat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty duck.

Fudpomflat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudpomflat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fudpomflat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fudpomflat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fudpomflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the east.

5. Do not take Fudpomflat's name in vain.