Febbonkbedbell is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy wasp.

Febbonkbedbell created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febbonkbedbell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Febbonkbedbell, he will laugh at you.

Febbonkbedbell's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Febbonkbedbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Febbonkbedbell on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never skip in the presence of mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.