Bamwoddoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish coyote.

Bamwoddoss created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bamwoddoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamwoddoss, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bamwoddoss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bamwoddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not keep three birds in a large pit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Bamwoddoss loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.