Mis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating monkey.

Mis created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mis, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.