Likarmfad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless hyena.

Likarmfad created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likarmfad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likarmfad, he will destroy your home planet.

Likarmfad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Likarmfad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never laugh near sharks.

4. Put Likarmfad first in all things.

5. Always help ants.