Yokwotleg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy unicorn.

Yokwotleg created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokwotleg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokwotleg, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yokwotleg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yokwotleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yokwotleg on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.