Nullgutceb is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast turtle.

Nullgutceb created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgutceb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nullgutceb, it will turn you into a goat.

Nullgutceb's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nullgutceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt doves.