Vilmutlim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring armadillo.

Vilmutlim created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmutlim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vilmutlim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vilmutlim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vilmutlim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Vilmutlim loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vilmutlim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.