Bengodfut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous turtle.

Bengodfut created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bengodfut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bengodfut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bengodfut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bengodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bengodfut.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.