Bodlistged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able bat.

Bodlistged created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bodlistged, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodlistged, she will come to you in dreams.

Bodlistged's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bodlistged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bodlistged first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never write about nebulae.