Kombutfat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing hedgehog.

Kombutfat created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombutfat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kombutfat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kombutfat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kombutfat's Holy Commandments

1. Kombutfat loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.