Cadpomyar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless mouse.

Cadpomyar created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadpomyar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadpomyar, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cadpomyar's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cadpomyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cadpomyar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.