Narfastag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional rat.

Narfastag created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfastag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narfastag, he will turn you into a goat.

Narfastag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Narfastag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Narfastag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.