Shavgeppop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing aardvark.

Shavgeppop created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Shavgeppop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavgeppop, he will turn you into a rat.

Shavgeppop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Shavgeppop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing red rings and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Shavgeppop in the centre of the settlement.