Wipdavcar Tamjambin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective crab.

Wipdavcar Tamjambin created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdavcar Tamjambin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wipdavcar Tamjambin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wipdavcar Tamjambin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wipdavcar Tamjambin's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Wipdavcar Tamjambin.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.