Nanpigab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable hamster.

Nanpigab created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanpigab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanpigab, he will turn you into a plant.

Nanpigab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nanpigab's Holy Commandments

1. Nanpigab loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Nanpigab first in all things.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.