Hinfedjap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil shark.

Hinfedjap created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinfedjap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinfedjap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinfedjap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hinfedjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hinfedjap's name in vain.

2. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Hinfedjap.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing green shirts and balancing four carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.