Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced newt.

Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Narlsastadgetxuckvonfadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed bread to hamsters while wearing hats.

5. Do not covet oxen.