Lak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental centaur.

Lak created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Lak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Lak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not commit murder.