Wodbinjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying wombat.

Wodbinjig created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbinjig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wodbinjig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodbinjig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wodbinjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of doves.

2. Wodbinjig loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to ducks while wearing black hats.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Always help sick goats.