Tadlandit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow yak.

Tadlandit created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadlandit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadlandit, he will turn you into a rock.

Tadlandit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tadlandit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed grapes to foxes while wearing ear rings.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing brown boots.

5. Do not listen to music.