Funsakcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud dog.

Funsakcud created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funsakcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Funsakcud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Funsakcud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Funsakcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Always take life seriously.