Ruttzantip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful manatee.

Ruttzantip created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzantip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttzantip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ruttzantip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ruttzantip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.