Bugnatcunhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish gerbil.

Bugnatcunhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnatcunhiv, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugnatcunhiv, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bugnatcunhiv's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bugnatcunhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugnatcunhiv.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugnatcunhiv.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.