Fablogquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish giraffe.

Fablogquat created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fablogquat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fablogquat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fablogquat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fablogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed peas to pigs while wearing green stockings.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.