Bugfadkim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical ant.

Bugfadkim created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bugfadkim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugfadkim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bugfadkim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bugfadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing orange rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. You must pray to Bugfadkim four times a day.