Yatcensan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Yatcensan created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcensan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatcensan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yatcensan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yatcensan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn shrews for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.