Nanlistpak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited dolphin.

Nanlistpak created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Nanlistpak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nanlistpak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nanlistpak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nanlistpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.