Lipnegfly is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy gerbil.

Lipnegfly created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnegfly, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipnegfly, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lipnegfly's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lipnegfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. You must pray to Lipnegfly nine times a day.