Yakcipciss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive raccoon.

Yakcipciss created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yakcipciss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakcipciss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yakcipciss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yakcipciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing skirts.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yakcipciss in the centre of the settlement.
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