Limquagbass is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited
rat.
Limquagbass created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Limquagbass, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Limquagbass, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Limquagbass' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Limquagbass' Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limquagbass.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.