Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind jaguar.

Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf, it will turn you into a slug.

Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing gray jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Paskipsterrakgutflapvedsaf on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.
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