Yimtargjad is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, loving
hare.
Yimtargjad created a top quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Yimtargjad, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yimtargjad, she will turn you into a sheep.
Yimtargjad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Yimtargjad's Holy Commandments1. Always help mites in need.
2. Put Yimtargjad first in all things.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not leap in public.
5. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.