Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome capybara.

Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss on top of all buildings.