Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss
is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome
capybara
.
Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss
created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss
, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss
, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss'
most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss' Holy Commandments
1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.
3. Never mention mice.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Danjanbot Jinwatgetflap Mondamfoss on top of all buildings.
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