Ragbathog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental capybara.

Ragbathog created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbathog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragbathog, he will turn you into a duck.

Ragbathog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ragbathog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must love Ragbathog.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always wear violet.