Jonsasomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent raven.

Jonsasomt created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonsasomt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jonsasomt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jonsasomt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jonsasomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Jonsasomt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.