Bogcumquill is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic
owl.
Bogcumquill created a photon three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bogcumquill, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bogcumquill, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bogcumquill's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Bogcumquill's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bogcumquill seven times a day.
2. Shrews are not to be trusted.
3. Bogcumquill must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Feed all hungry moths.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.