Vabstikgig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing wyvern.

Vabstikgig created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabstikgig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabstikgig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vabstikgig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vabstikgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.