Dodtap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating scorpion.

Dodtap created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodtap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dodtap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dodtap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.