Lankoplithat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental weasel.

Lankoplithat created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lankoplithat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lankoplithat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lankoplithat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lankoplithat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.