Mobbogdunboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful elephant.

Mobbogdunboss created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbogdunboss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mobbogdunboss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mobbogdunboss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mobbogdunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.