Govganwad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring mink.

Govganwad created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Govganwad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govganwad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Govganwad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Govganwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never feed carrots to tortoises while wearing mauve coats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.