Nanlib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil badger.

Nanlib created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nanlib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanlib, she will turn you into a duck.

Nanlib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nanlib.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing white skirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.