Bastfundonbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful faun.

Bastfundonbab created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfundonbab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bastfundonbab, he will turn you into a frog.

Bastfundonbab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bastfundonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Bastfundonbab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.