Rullyimkin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident elephant.

Rullyimkin created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyimkin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullyimkin, she will turn you into a frog.

Rullyimkin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rullyimkin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed oranges to eagles while wearing gray shoes.

5. Do not kill sheep.