Mapfarnquill is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome centaur.

Mapfarnquill created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfarnquill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapfarnquill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mapfarnquill's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mapfarnquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapfarnquill.