Babtarjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful weasel.

Babtarjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Babtarjarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Babtarjarn, he will turn you into a rat.

Babtarjarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Babtarjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.