Hadliksit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective spider.

Hadliksit created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadliksit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadliksit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hadliksit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hadliksit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Run away if nine gulls approach from the east.

5. Hadliksit loves manatees, so they must be respected.